“And you wonder why I don’t let you near the strong stuff…”

The heck’re ya talkin’ about? Surely I can handle it! Ya just don’t wanna share!

“Last time I bought you strong stuff, you smashed up half of the bar and gave the hospital a run for their money.”

Psssh! No need to be over exaggerating there, buddy! Ain’t my fault somebody thought they could lay their hands on my precious firearm like it’s free range! 

That is what happened, right?

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